Now introducing, voted 'Most Popular Medical Innovation' in Beatdoctor's Magazine
TWO YEARS RUNNING
Cast your mind back on this track
THE 1800'S
A local yokel is minding her business (the business of barrunning)
When a drunken interloper attempts to CHARGE
Thinking quickly... she grabs her trusty taser and lets it SHOCK.
'Zip-Zapping' your foes was common for quacks to practice but was ruled... "Not a very good idea" by the high courts.
The year is 1894.
At the turn of the century, a gentlemanly Huxley J. Sidenote was playing his favourite childhood game...
'Beat the Rhythm and Notes - A Test of Wit & Flow, & a Series of Challenging Songs, With the Intent to Be Enjoyed'
(or, in our modern knowledge...)
BEATBLOCK
During a particularly difficult ditty, Huxster felt his heart chirp, as a cardiac crash DREW NEAR.
With his dignity on the brink of flatlining, he slammed down on YE OLDE SPACE BUTTONE as hard as he could.
There were no survivors.
Today, this incident is celebrated as the birth of the modern day RHYTHM DOCTOR PROGRAM.
Hit the button on the seventh beat, then repeat, or risk losing your well deserved, S+ ranking.
GOOD
LUCK
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| público cautivo | ||||||
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 (...This little guy keeps staring at us...) | ||||||
| Level No. | X-PBC | |||||
| BPM | 92 | |||||
| Patient(s) | ||||||
| Other Character(s) | ||||||
| Pager | ||||||
| Pre-clear | The adolescent patients ran off for a trip to the museum after watching a strange commercial. | |||||
| Post-clear | Everything's alright now! Although the info at the museum seemed questionable. | |||||
| Ranks | ||||||
| S | cranky says: lifesaver! | |||||
| A (8) | cranky says: maestro! | |||||
| B (16) | cranky says: satisfactory! | |||||
| C (28) | cranky says: try again please! | |||||
| D (40) | cranky says: this is medicine??? | |||||
| F | cranky says: are you awake | |||||
| Beatblock Crossover | ||||||
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| (This little guy is nudging you to look up "Beatblock" on your phone.) | ||||||
público cautivo is a collab level, as part of the Rhythm Doctor X Beatblock collab with BubbleTabby.
Synopsis
TBA
Lyrics
Trivia
- Cranky's comments on the level rankings are almost identical to Samurai's ones in Samurai Techno.
- The lyrics are edited from the original song, changing them to be about the Rhythm Doctor Program, rather than Side Notes from Beatblock.
- Notably, Huxley J. Sidenote's name remains unchanged.
- This level is inspired by a custom level of the same song by azabi.
- This is the second level to have a name not in English, with the first being Corazones Viejos. Both levels' names are in Spanish.
- Adding to this, this is the only level with an accent in its title.
- público cautivo means "captive audience" in Spanish.
- público cautivo is the fourth level to be written completely in lowercase, behind wish i could care less, tape/stop/night and theme of really spooky bird.