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'''público cautivo''' is a collab level, as part of the Rhythm Doctor X Beatblock collab with BubbleTabby.
'''público cautivo''' is a collab level, as part of the Rhythm Doctor X Beatblock collab with BubbleTabby.
== Synopsis ==
TBA
== Lyrics ==
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<poem style="background-color: #faf7ed; padding: 1em;">
Now introducing, voted 'Most Popular Medical Innovation' in Beatdoctor's Magazine
TWO YEARS RUNNING
Cast your mind back on this track
THE 1800'S
A local yokel is minding her business <small>(the business of barrunning)</small>
When a drunken interloper attempts to CHARGE
Thinking quickly... she grabs her trusty taser and lets it SHOCK.
'Zip-Zapping' your foes was common for quacks to practice but was ruled... "Not a very good idea" by the high courts.
The year is 1984.
At the turn of the century, a gentlemanly Huxley J. Sidenote was playing his favourite childhood game...
'Beat the Rhythm and Notes - A Test of Wit & Flow, & a Series of Challenging Songs, With the Intent to Be Enjoyed'
(or, in our modern knowledge...)
BEATBLOCK
During a particularly difficult ditty, Huxster felt his heart chirp, as a cardiac crash DREW NEAR.
With his dignity on the brink of flatlining, he slammed down on YE OLDE SPACE BUTTONE as hard as he could.
<span style="color:#ff0000">There were no survivors.</span>
Today, this incident is celebrated as the birth of the modern day RHYTHM DOCTOR PROGRAM.
Hit the button on the seventh beat, then repeat, or risk losing your well deserved, <span style="color:#ffff00">S+</span> ranking.
GOOD
LUCK
</poem>
</tabber>
== Trivia ==
* Cranky's comments on the level rankings are almost identical to [[Samurai|Samurai's]] ones in [[Samurai Techno]].


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Revision as of 04:40, 25 April 2026

público cautivo
Level No.X-PBC
BPM92
Patient(s)
Other Character(s)
Pager
Pre-clearThe adolescent patients ran off for a trip to the museum after watching a strange commercial.
Post-clearEverything's alright now! Although the info at the museum seemed questionable.
Ranks
Scranky says: lifesaver!
A (8)cranky says: maestro!
B (16)cranky says: satisfactory!
C (28)cranky says: try again please!
D (40)cranky says: this is medicine???
Fcranky says: are you awake
Beatblock Crossover
← X-FTS Fixations Toward the Stars

público cautivo is a collab level, as part of the Rhythm Doctor X Beatblock collab with BubbleTabby.


Synopsis

TBA

Lyrics

Now introducing, voted 'Most Popular Medical Innovation' in Beatdoctor's Magazine
TWO YEARS RUNNING
Cast your mind back on this track

THE 1800'S

A local yokel is minding her business (the business of barrunning)
When a drunken interloper attempts to CHARGE
Thinking quickly... she grabs her trusty taser and lets it SHOCK.
'Zip-Zapping' your foes was common for quacks to practice but was ruled... "Not a very good idea" by the high courts.

The year is 1984.
At the turn of the century, a gentlemanly Huxley J. Sidenote was playing his favourite childhood game...
'Beat the Rhythm and Notes - A Test of Wit & Flow, & a Series of Challenging Songs, With the Intent to Be Enjoyed'
(or, in our modern knowledge...)
BEATBLOCK

During a particularly difficult ditty, Huxster felt his heart chirp, as a cardiac crash DREW NEAR.
With his dignity on the brink of flatlining, he slammed down on YE OLDE SPACE BUTTONE as hard as he could.
There were no survivors.

Today, this incident is celebrated as the birth of the modern day RHYTHM DOCTOR PROGRAM.
Hit the button on the seventh beat, then repeat, or risk losing your well deserved, S+ ranking.

GOOD
LUCK

Trivia