| Classy |
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"What's taking so long?!" |
| Level No. | 3-2 |
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| BPM | 115 |
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| Pager |
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| Pre-clear | [Sorry, this patient just barged into the hospital without filling out any forms. He seems to be in a rush. Let's see what he needs.] |
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| Post-clear | Treatment successful. Patient hasn't filled out the proper forms to be discharged, but he seems to be relieved from symptoms. |
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| S | not a scratch. congratulations |
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| A (7) | master multitasker |
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| B (13) | competent enough |
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| C (20) | might hear about this on the evening news |
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| D (26) | might hear about this on the mid-day news |
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| F | at least patients can't give you bad reviews if they're unconscious.. |
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| Act 3 |
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| "Better late than never. Our taxes pay for this?" |
Classy (3-2) is a level in Rhythm Doctor. The Night Shift version is Classy (Night).
It introduces Richard Hugh.
Synopsis
Transcript
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So, we've got a senior citizen requiring care...
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...but now, apparently, there's a politician in here who demands to be treated first.
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Hey Ian, this is like straight out of our textbooks.
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What framework do we use to decide who to treat first?
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Under a fair and egalitarian RHS, what do we do?
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...uh...
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Ian! We studied this barely a year ago! A whole Medical Ethics course, remember?
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...we did??
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Ohhh yeah, yeah, that ethics course.
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(I didn't know that applied to real life...)
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Okay okay, I remember now.
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QALY! Right? "Quality Adjusted Life Years."
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Yup, exactly. And how does it work?
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It's, like...a formula to calculate the value of people's lives.
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And the one who has the higher number wins, right?
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Hmm...so, between these two patients...
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Uh...does QALY include political power as a factor?
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No, Ian, it does not.
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Well, if we don't treat him, he'll slash our funding next year.
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Case closed! The politician wins! Sorry, gramps...
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[Tutorial with Farmer begins, before Richard interrupts]
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What's taking so long?!
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A tutorial?
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No tutorial, you treat me! Now!
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Shoo, farmer boy!
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[Farmer exits]
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No, Hugh, come back! You're great at tutorials!
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- If first beat is missed:
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That was fast...
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Pay attention!
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- If first beat is hit:
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"Hugh"...how dare he share my name.
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Great job, intern!
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Look! He's got two Xs on his ECG!
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Huh! Why's his heart skipping so much?
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Is he feeling overwhelmed lately?
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What was that?! Me, overwhelmed?!
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How dare you!
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Ugh, you wasted too much of my time.
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I've got an important speech to give...
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...that I'm 100% not nervous about...
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...and I need the best possible medical care!
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If you fancy med grads want to still have your job tomorrow, you better come treat me at my rally.
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That seemed to work well enough. Good job.
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Oh no, he's back. Here we go.
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What is the meaning of this?!
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I step away for ONE SECOND, and you think you can get away with using some shabby long-distance treatment on me?
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Ridiculous. Disrespectful. I came here for the highest-quality doctors. Personalized care! Whatever happened to that?
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You! The disheveled-looking dropout behind the screen thingy. I demand to know who you are.
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I'm reporting you to your superiors! What's your name?
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AGHH! This is what I'm talking about! You think you can ignore me when I'm talking to you?
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No manners, around here! Do you know who I am?! I'm Richard Hugh!
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I'm the nation's bloody Health Secretary!
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Trying to pass off my delicate operation to some intern in their basement. How dare you?
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Just wait until I tell the cable networks.
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If I'm not mistaken, wasn't your party completely okay with this whole Rhythm Doctor initiative?
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Hmph! Details, details! When I signed off on that, I didn't think that I would get stuck with one of these bargain-bin interns!
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I can't stay here. This place is musty and smells like shellfish.
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I can't wait to have a phone call with your supervisor. Good day!
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...Well, that was something.
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Anyway, back to our jobs. There's an elderly gentleman who needs me. Mr. Stevenson.
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He keeps dozing off, so I haven't been able to speak with him yet.
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He's experiencing some heartblock, I'll take care of it and get his x-rays done.
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There's a new patient here too, I haven't met them.
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Can you handle it for me? Let's split up. Thanks!
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I just saw a dude in a suit bust in here and skip the whole line.
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Was that the Health Secretary?
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That guy's always yelling about medical workers on TV. Makin' us sound entitled.
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So I stopped paying for cable. I don't need to watch the news.
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If I wanted to get yelled at all day, I'd just come into work.
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