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| | | | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |So, we've got a senior citizen requiring care... |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |...but now, apparently, there's a politician in here who demands to be treated first. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Hey Ian, this is like straight out of our textbooks. |
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| | |What framework do we use to decide who to treat first? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Under a fair and egalitarian RHS, what do we do? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |...uh... |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Ian! We studied this barely a year ago! A whole Medical Ethics course, remember? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |...we did?? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Ohhh yeah, yeah, that ethics course. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |<span style="color:#c0c0c0">(I didn't know that applied to real life...)</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Okay okay, I remember now. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |QALY! Right? "Quality Adjusted Life Years." |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Yup, exactly. And how does it work? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |It's, like...a formula to calculate the value of people's lives. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |And the one who has the higher number wins, right? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Hmm...so, between these two patients... |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Uh...does QALY include political power as a factor?</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |No, Ian, it does not. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Well, if we don't treat him, he'll slash our funding next year. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Case closed! The politician wins! Sorry, gramps... |
| | |} |
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| | <small>''[Tutorial with Farmer begins, before Richard interrupts]''</small> |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |What's taking so long?! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |A tutorial? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |No tutorial, you treat me! Now! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Shoo, farmer boy! |
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| | |} |
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| | <small>''[Farmer exits]''</small> |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |No, Hugh, come back! You're great at tutorials! |
| | |} |
| | ::<small>''If first beat is missed''</small>: |
| | ::{| |
| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |That was fast... |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Pay attention! |
| | |} |
| | ::<small>''If first beat is hit''</small>: |
| | ::{| |
| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |"Hugh"...how dare he share my name. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |Great job, intern! |
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| | |{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}} |
| | |<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Look! He's got two Xs on his ECG!</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Huh! Why's his heart skipping so much?</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Is he feeling overwhelmed lately?</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |What was that?! Me, overwhelmed?! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |How dare you! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Ugh, you wasted too much of my time. |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |I've got an important speech to give... |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |...that I'm 100% <span style="color:#ff0000">not</span> nervous about... |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |...and I need the best possible medical care! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |If you fancy med grads want to still have your job tomorrow, you better come treat me at my rally. |
| |} | | |} |
| |-|After Clear= | | |-|After Clear= |
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| | | | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |That seemed to work well enough. Good job. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Oh no, he's back. Here we go. |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |What is the meaning of this?! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |I step away for <span style="color:#ff0000">ONE SECOND</span>, and you think you can get away with using some shabby long-distance treatment on me? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Ridiculous. Disrespectful. I came here for the highest-quality doctors. Personalized care! Whatever happened to that? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |<span style="color:#ff0000">You!</span> The disheveled-looking dropout behind the screen thingy. I demand to know who you are. |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |I'm reporting you to your superiors! What's your name? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |AGHH! This is what I'm talking about! You think you can ignore me when I'm talking to you? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |No manners, around here! Do you know who I am?! I'm Richard Hugh! |
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| | |I'm the nation's bloody <span style="color:#ff0000">Health Secretary!</span> |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Trying to pass off my delicate operation to some intern in their basement. How dare you? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Just wait until I tell the cable networks. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige|expr=baffled}} |
| | |If I'm not mistaken, wasn't your party completely okay with this whole ''Rhythm Doctor'' initiative? |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |Hmph! Details, details! When I signed off on that, I didn't think that <span style="color:#ff0000">I</span> would get stuck with one of these bargain-bin interns! |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |I can't stay here. This place is musty and smells like shellfish. |
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| | |{{Sprite/RichardHugh}} |
| | |I can't wait to have a phone call with your supervisor. Good day! |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |...Well, that was something. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige|expr=notepad}} |
| | |Anyway, back to our jobs. There's an elderly gentleman who needs me. Mr. Stevenson. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |He keeps dozing off, so I haven't been able to speak with him yet. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |He's experiencing some heartblock, I'll take care of it and get his x-rays done. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |There's a new patient here too, I haven't met them. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Paige}} |
| | |Can you handle it for me? Let's split up. Thanks! |
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| | | | |{{Sprite/Janitor}} |
| | |I just saw a dude in a suit bust in here and skip the whole line. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Janitor}} |
| | |Was that the Health Secretary? |
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| | |{{Sprite/Janitor}} |
| | |That guy's always yelling about medical workers on TV. Makin' us sound entitled. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Janitor}} |
| | |So I stopped paying for cable. I don't need to watch the news. |
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| | |{{Sprite/Janitor}} |
| | |If I wanted to get yelled at all day, I'd just come into work. |
| |} | | |} |
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