| [Lucky] | Uh. Who are you supposed to be? |
| [Miner] | Howdy! |
| [Miner] | Sorry, am I in your way? I thought this was, like, the fitness room. |
| [Miner] | I had a bit of a scare the other day, with some chest pain. |
| [Miner] | So, I've been trying to be a little more cautious about my health. |
| [Miner] | An old buddy of mine used to tell me, "You've only got one body! You better treat it right!" |
| [Miner] | I should've listened. And after getting a lil' spooked on that train ride, I figured I could at least give this hospital a visit. |
| [Miner] | How about you? What are you in for? |
| [Lucky] | Oh, uh...something about a rotator cuff. Can't use my arm. |
| [Lucky] | Now I'm stuck here. It sucks. |
| [Miner] | Hmm. How about we do a workout together? |
| [Miner] | That friend I mentioned showed me all kinds of stretches. |
| [Miner] | But before that, I wanna feel the difference in strength between your two shoulders. |
| [Miner] | Let's try something... |
| [Miner] | Hold your arm out and gimme a big thumbs up. |
| [Miner] | Good! Now flip it to a thumbs down if you're tired of me already. |
| [Miner] | I'm gonna gently cup my hands around yours. |
| [Miner] | You'll feel a slight push from me, but try slowly moving your arm up and down. |
| [placeholder for misses and whatnot] | |
| [Miner] | I think that's enough! |
| [Miner] | Now, we'll do the real thing. |
| [Miner] | Relax and let your mind wander. You might hear people from outside. |
| [Miner] | That's perfectly fine. Just clear your mind, feel the rhythm, and do the reps at your own pace. |
| [Miner] | Let's begin. 20 reps, now. |
[After 5 reps]
| Yo. Did you see who got admitted here the other day? | |
| Lucky Jonronero. | |
| ...who's that? | |
| Seriously? The...baseball player? On the Middlesea Scales? | |
| Like, one of the biggest names on the team? | |
| ... | |
| All-star pitcher? And, as of this season, number one for homeruns? | |
| Not ringing a bell. I don't do baseball. | |
| Okay. Well. He's a local celebrity. | |
| That makes two of us! | |
| ...not really, no. |
[Phase 2]
| [Lucky] | "One of the biggest names on the team"... |
| [Lucky] | ...if that's so true, how come nobody's reached out? |
| [Lucky] | No phone call from Coach, no visits from my teammates, no flowers or "get well soon" card... |
| [Lucky] | All I got was a couple of pieces of fanmail. At least someone remembers me... |
| [Lucky] | What's the point of all this again? |
| [Miner] | It's just a little test. And yup, looks like that shoulder got real weak. |
| [Lucky] | If it's so weak, why don't I just work out? Pump it back into shape. |
| [Miner] | Ha! If you try to lift weights, your body'll topple like a stack of twigs. |
| [Miner] | You need some gentle tension... |
| [Miner] | Oh! Hold on a tick... |
| [Miner] | I've got some bungee cord in my bag! |
| [Miner] | This'll be perfect. Now, grab the cord. |
| [Miner] | Slowly pull it inward, without turning your body. |
| [placeholder for misses and whatnot] | |
| [Miner] | That's the exercise! |
| [Miner] | Easy, right? Just feel the rhythm, and let your mind wander. |
| [Miner] | 20 more reps, now. |
[After 5 reps]
| [Mrs. Stevenson] | Doctor...um, if it isn't a bother... |
| [Mrs. Stevenson] | ...would today be a good day for me to see my husband? |
| [Mrs. Stevenson] | I still can't find him. |
| What? Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, ma'am...! | |
| (Ian!!! When we did the hand-off, you were supposed to move Mrs Stevenson to her husband's room!!!) | |
| (S-Sorry!!! I was busy. Everything was kinda falling apart, remember?) | |
| So sorry for the wait, follow me, we'll get you moved right away. | |
| [Mrs. Stevenson] | Oh, thank you kindly... |
| I'll make sure the nurse knows where you're staying now, and we'll move over all of your belongings. | |
| [Mrs. Stevenson] | Will there be enough room for all of us? Even my children? |
| Wait, your family is here too? | |
| I think she means the birds. | |
| Oh. | |
| Uh...yeah, there'll be room! We'll get the whole Stevenson family together! |
[Phase 3]
| [Lucky] |
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