Classy
Classy (3-2) is a level in Rhythm Doctor. The Night Shift version is Classy (Night).
| Classy | ||||||
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 "What's taking so long?!" | ||||||
| Level No. | 3-2 | |||||
| BPM | 115 | |||||
| Patient(s) | ||||||
| Pager | ||||||
| Pre-clear | [Sorry, this patient just barged into the hospital without filling out any forms. He seems to be in a rush. Let's see what he needs.] | |||||
| Post-clear | Treatment successful. Patient hasn't filled out the proper forms to be discharged, but he seems to be relieved from symptoms. | |||||
| Ranks | ||||||
| S | not a scratch. congratulations | |||||
| A (7) | master multitasker | |||||
| B (13) | competent enough | |||||
| C (20) | might hear about this on the evening news | |||||
| D (26) | might hear about this on the mid-day news | |||||
| F | at least patients can't give you bad reviews if they're unconscious.. | |||||
| Act 3 | ||||||
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| "Better late than never. Our taxes pay for this?" | ||||||
It introduces Richard Hugh.
Synopsis
Transcript
| So, we've got a senior citizen requiring care... | |
| ...but now, apparently, there's a politician in here who demands to be treated first. | |
| Hey Ian, this is like straight out of our textbooks. | |
| What framework do we use to decide who to treat first? | |
| Under a fair and egalitarian RHS, what do we do? | |
| ...uh... | |
| Ian! We studied this barely a year ago! A whole Medical Ethics course, remember? | |
| ...we did?? | |
| Ohhh yeah, yeah, that ethics course. | |
| (I didn't know that applied to real life...) | |
| Okay okay, I remember now. | |
| QALY! Right? "Quality Adjusted Life Years." | |
| Yup, exactly. And how does it work? | |
| It's, like...a formula to calculate the value of people's lives. | |
| And the one who has the higher number wins, right? | |
| Hmm...so, between these two patients... | |
| Uh...does QALY include political power as a factor? | |
| No, Ian, it does not. | |
| Well, if we don't treat him, he'll slash our funding next year. | |
| Case closed! The politician wins! Sorry, gramps... |
| What's taking so long?! | |
| A tutorial? | |
| No tutorial, you treat me! Now! | |
| Shoo, farmer boy! |
| No, Hugh, come back! You're great at tutorials! |
- If first beat is missed:
That was fast... Pay attention!
- If first beat is hit:
"Hugh"...how dare he share my name.
| Great job, intern! | |
| Look! He's got two Xs on his ECG! | |
| Huh! Why's his heart skipping so much? | |
| Is he feeling overwhelmed lately? | |
| What was that?! Me, overwhelmed?! | |
| How dare you! | |
| Ugh, you wasted too much of my time. | |
| I've got an important speech to give... | |
| ...that I'm 100% not nervous about... | |
| ...and I need the best possible medical care! | |
| If you fancy med grads want to still have your job tomorrow, you better come treat me at my rally. |
| That seemed to work well enough. Good job. | |
| Oh no, he's back. Here we go. | |
| What is the meaning of this?! | |
| I step away for ONE SECOND, and you think you can get away with using some shabby long-distance treatment on me? | |
| Ridiculous. Disrespectful. I came here for the highest-quality doctors. Personalized care! Whatever happened to that? | |
| You! The disheveled-looking dropout behind the screen thingy. I demand to know who you are. | |
| I'm reporting you to your superiors! What's your name? | |
| AGHH! This is what I'm talking about! You think you can ignore me when I'm talking to you? | |
| No manners, around here! Do you know who I am?! I'm Richard Hugh! | |
| I'm the nation's bloody Health Secretary! | |
| Trying to pass off my delicate operation to some intern in their basement. How dare you? | |
| Just wait until I tell the cable networks. | |
| If I'm not mistaken, wasn't your party completely okay with this whole Rhythm Doctor initiative? | |
| Hmph! Details, details! When I signed off on that, I didn't think that I would get stuck with one of these bargain-bin interns! | |
| I can't stay here. This place is musty and smells like shellfish. | |
| I can't wait to have a phone call with your supervisor. Good day! | |
| ...Well, that was something. | |
| Anyway, back to our jobs. There's an elderly gentleman who needs me. Mr. Stevenson. | |
| He keeps dozing off, so I haven't been able to speak with him yet. | |
| He's experiencing some heartblock, I'll take care of it and get his x-rays done. | |
| There's a new patient here too, I haven't met them. | |
| Can you handle it for me? Let's split up. Thanks! |
| I just saw a dude in a suit bust in here and skip the whole line. | |
| Was that the Health Secretary? | |
| That guy's always yelling about medical workers on TV. Makin' us sound entitled. | |
| So I stopped paying for cable. I don't need to watch the news. | |
| If I wanted to get yelled at all day, I'd just come into work. |
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