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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Uh. Who are you supposed to be?
|Uh. Who are you supposed to be?
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Howdy!
|Howdy!
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Sorry, am I in your way? I thought this was, like, the fitness room.
|Sorry, am I in your way? I thought this was, like, the fitness room.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I had a bit of a scare the other day, with some chest pain.
|I had a bit of a scare the other day, with some chest pain.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
| So, I've been trying to be a little more cautious about my health.
| So, I've been trying to be a little more cautious about my health.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|An old buddy of mine used to tell me, "You've only got one body! You better treat it right!"
|An old buddy of mine used to tell me, "You've only got one body! You better treat it right!"
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I should've listened. And after getting a lil' spooked on that train ride, I figured I could at least give this hospital a visit.
|I should've listened. And after getting a lil' spooked on that train ride, I figured I could at least give this hospital a visit.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|How about you? What are you in for?
|How about you? What are you in for?
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Oh, uh...something about a rotator cuff. Can't use my arm.
|Oh, uh...something about a rotator cuff. Can't use my arm.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Now I'm stuck here. It sucks.
|Now I'm stuck here. It sucks.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Hmm. How about we do a workout together?
|Hmm. How about we do a workout together?
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|That friend I mentioned showed me all kinds of stretches.
|That friend I mentioned showed me all kinds of stretches.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|But before that, I wanna feel the difference in strength between your two shoulders.
|But before that, I wanna feel the difference in strength between your two shoulders.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Let's try something...
|Let's try something...
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Hold your arm out and gimme a big thumbs up.
|Hold your arm out and gimme a big thumbs up.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Good! Now flip it to a thumbs down if you're tired of me already.  
|Good! Now flip it to a thumbs down if you're tired of me already.  
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I'm gonna gently cup my hands around yours.
|I'm gonna gently cup my hands around yours.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|You'll feel a slight push from me, but try slowly moving your arm up and down.
|You'll feel a slight push from me, but try slowly moving your arm up and down.
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|[placeholder for misses and whatnot]
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I think that's enough!
|I think that's enough!
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Now, we'll do the real thing.
|Now, we'll do the real thing.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Relax and let your mind wander. You might hear people from outside.
|Relax and let your mind wander. You might hear people from outside.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|That's perfectly fine. Just clear your mind, feel the rhythm, and do the reps at your own pace.
|That's perfectly fine. Just clear your mind, feel the rhythm, and do the reps at your own pace.
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|{{Sprite/Miner}}
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Let's begin. 20 reps, now.
|Let's begin. 20 reps, now.
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<small>''[Phase 2]''</small>
<small>''[Phase 2]''</small>
{|
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">"One of the biggest names on the team"...</span>
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">"One of the biggest names on the team"...</span>
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">...if that's so true, how come nobody's reached out?</span>
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">...if that's so true, how come nobody's reached out?</span>
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">No phone call from Coach, no visits from my teammates, no flowers or "get well soon" card...</span>
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">No phone call from Coach, no visits from my teammates, no flowers or "get well soon" card...</span>
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">All I got was a couple of pieces of fanmail. At least someone remembers me...</span>
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">All I got was a couple of pieces of fanmail. At least someone remembers me...</span>
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|What's the point of all this again?
|What's the point of all this again?
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|It's just a little test. And yup, looks like that shoulder got real weak.
|It's just a little test. And yup, looks like that shoulder got real weak.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|If it's so weak, why don't I just work out? Pump it back into shape.
|If it's so weak, why don't I just work out? Pump it back into shape.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Ha! If you try to lift weights, your body'll topple like a stack of twigs.
|Ha! If you try to lift weights, your body'll topple like a stack of twigs.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|You need some gentle tension...
|You need some gentle tension...
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Oh! Hold on a tick...
|Oh! Hold on a tick...
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I've got some bungee cord in my bag!
|I've got some bungee cord in my bag!
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|This'll be perfect. Now, grab the cord.
|This'll be perfect. Now, grab the cord.
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|[Miner]
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|Slowly pull it inward, without turning your body.
|Slowly pull it inward, without turning your body.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|That's the exercise!
|That's the exercise!
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Easy, right? Just feel the rhythm, and let your mind wander.
|Easy, right? Just feel the rhythm, and let your mind wander.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|20 more reps, now.
|20 more reps, now.
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<small>''[Phase 3]''</small>
<small>''[Phase 3]''</small>
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|I wasn't expecting everyone here to be so...chatty.
|I wasn't expecting everyone here to be so...chatty.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Why not?
|Why not?
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|I don't know. Every hospital visit I've ever had was all business.
|I don't know. Every hospital visit I've ever had was all business.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Get in, get out. No small-talk, no life story.
|Get in, get out. No small-talk, no life story.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Aren't we here to get patched up so we get back out to work?
|Aren't we here to get patched up so we get back out to work?
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|...
|...
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Anyway. I know you're tryin' to help, but...I still don't really feel anything.
|Anyway. I know you're tryin' to help, but...I still don't really feel anything.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Exactly! It doesn't hurt, right?
|Exactly! It doesn't hurt, right?
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Uh...no?
|Uh...no?
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Then you're doin' swell!
|Then you're doin' swell!
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Alright. I did your workout. Now what?
|Alright. I did your workout. Now what?
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Now we rest up for a second...then we do it again!
|Now we rest up for a second...then we do it again!
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Again?!
|Again?!
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Yep. The point isn't for it to be difficult...it's for you to do over and over. Like a routine.  
|Yep. The point isn't for it to be difficult...it's for you to do over and over. Like a routine.  
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|And then...I'll be back to peak performance?
|And then...I'll be back to peak performance?
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I can't promise that. But if you keep at it...you'll get your movement back eventually.
|I can't promise that. But if you keep at it...you'll get your movement back eventually.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Let's do another set.
|Let's do another set.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|This will be our cooldown, so let's do them slower.
|This will be our cooldown, so let's do them slower.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Hold the stretch for three beats for each rep, instead of one.
|Hold the stretch for three beats for each rep, instead of one.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Great job!
|Great job!
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Let's end strong! 20 reps, and then we're done.
|Let's end strong! 20 reps, and then we're done.
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<small>''[End of session]''</small>
<small>''[End of session]''</small>
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Phew! Good workout.
|Phew! Good workout.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I think we'll stop for the day.
|I think we'll stop for the day.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Are you sure? That was...short.
|Are you sure? That was...short.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|No need to push ourselves! One day at a time.
|No need to push ourselves! One day at a time.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Great work today!
|Great work today!
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|-|After Clear=
|-|After Clear=
{|
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|What do ya think? Was that too much?
|What do ya think? Was that too much?
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Somehow...I feel fine!
|Somehow...I feel fine!
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|I mean, my shoulder's still busted like hell, but...nothing we did was hurting it.
|I mean, my shoulder's still busted like hell, but...nothing we did was hurting it.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Great! It was a good thing we took it slow.
|Great! It was a good thing we took it slow.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|We can do it again tomorrow. Same time. As long as we don't push your body past what it's ready to handle, it shouldn't hurt.
|We can do it again tomorrow. Same time. As long as we don't push your body past what it's ready to handle, it shouldn't hurt.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Th-thanks.
|Th-thanks.
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Heh. I'm sure you didn't think when you woke up today that you'd be helping <span style="color:#00ffff">Lucky Jonronero</span> with stretches, huh?
|Heh. I'm sure you didn't think when you woke up today that you'd be helping <span style="color:#00ffff">Lucky Jonronero</span> with stretches, huh?
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Haha. Sorry? Should I know you?
|Haha. Sorry? Should I know you?
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|Oh. I play for the Middlesea Scales. Play baseball, I mean. Or, at least, I used to. Before all of...this.
|Oh. I play for the Middlesea Scales. Play baseball, I mean. Or, at least, I used to. Before all of...this.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Well, Lucky, I'm glad I was able to meet another friendly face. I guess you can call <span style="color:#00ffff">me</span> the lucky one!
|Well, Lucky, I'm glad I was able to meet another friendly face. I guess you can call <span style="color:#00ffff">me</span> the lucky one!
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|I also met a girl named Hailey, she recommended I come here. She seemed like a ray of sunshine too.
|I also met a girl named Hailey, she recommended I come here. She seemed like a ray of sunshine too.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Since I'm here, I might as well make the most of it and meet everyone.
|Since I'm here, I might as well make the most of it and meet everyone.
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|[Miner]
|{{Sprite/Miner|expr=fitness}}
|Next time you wanna talk workouts, you know where to find me. Have a good one, Lucky!
|Next time you wanna talk workouts, you know where to find me. Have a good one, Lucky!
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|[Lucky]
|{{Sprite/Lucky|expr=cast}}
|O-oh, uh...sure!
|O-oh, uh...sure!
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