|preclear=Patient fell down the stairs, suspected broken femur. History of heart block requiring swung rhythmic defibrillation.
|postclear=[Ian I know I should've finished this write-up during my shift but I am straight up going to die from exhaustion, can you write it up please you are very sweet and handsome]
|afterquote="Phew. I swear, this job is going to take years off of my lifespan."