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|So, we've got a senior citizen requiring care...
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|...but now, apparently, there's a politician in here who demands to be treated first.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Hey Ian, this is like straight out of our textbooks.
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|What framework do we use to decide who to treat first?
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Under a fair and egalitarian RHS, what do we do?
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|...uh...
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Ian! We studied this barely a year ago! A whole Medical Ethics course, remember?
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|...we did??
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Ohhh yeah, yeah, that ethics course.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">(I didn't know that applied to real life...)</span>
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Okay okay, I remember now.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|QALY! Right? "Quality Adjusted Life Years."
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Yup, exactly. And how does it work?
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|It's, like...a formula to calculate the value of people's lives.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|And the one who has the higher number wins, right?
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Hmm...so, between these two patients...
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Uh...does QALY include political power as a factor?</span>
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|No, Ian, it does not.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Well, if we don't treat him, he'll slash our funding next year.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Case closed! The politician wins! Sorry, gramps...
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<small>''[Tutorial with Farmer begins, before Richard interrupts]''</small>
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|What's taking so long?!
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|A tutorial?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|No tutorial, you treat me! Now!
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Shoo, farmer boy!
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<small>''[Farmer exits]''</small>
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|No, Hugh, come back! You're great at tutorials!
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::<small>''If first beat is missed''</small>:
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|That was fast...
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Pay attention!
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::<small>''If first beat is hit''</small>:
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|"Hugh"...how dare he share my name.
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|Great job, intern!
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|{{Sprite/Ian|expr=explaining}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Look! He's got two Xs on his ECG!</span>
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Huh! Why's his heart skipping so much?</span>
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Is he feeling overwhelmed lately?</span>
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|What was that?! Me, overwhelmed?!
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|How dare you!
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|Ugh, you wasted too much of my time.
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|I've got an important speech to give...
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|...that I'm 100% <span style="color:#ff0000">not</span> nervous about...
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|...and I need the best possible medical care!
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|If you fancy med grads want to still have your job tomorrow, you better come treat me at my rally.
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|That seemed to work well enough. Good job.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Oh no, he's back. Here we go.
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|What is the meaning of this?!
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|I step away for <span style="color:#ff0000">ONE SECOND</span>, and you think you can get away with using some shabby long-distance treatment on me?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Ridiculous. Disrespectful. I came here for the highest-quality doctors. Personalized care! Whatever happened to that?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|<span style="color:#ff0000">You!</span> The disheveled-looking dropout behind the screen thingy. I demand to know who you are.
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|I'm reporting you to your superiors! What's your name?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|AGHH! This is what I'm talking about! You think you can ignore me when I'm talking to you?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|No manners, around here! Do you know who I am?! I'm Richard Hugh!
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|I'm the nation's bloody <span style="color:#ff0000">Health Secretary!</span>
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Trying to pass off my delicate operation to some intern in their basement. How dare you?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Just wait until I tell the cable networks.
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|{{Sprite/Paige|expr=baffled}}
|If I'm not mistaken, wasn't your party completely okay with this whole ''Rhythm Doctor'' initiative?
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|Hmph! Details, details! When I signed off on that, I didn't think that <span style="color:#ff0000">I</span> would get stuck with one of these bargain-bin interns!
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|I can't stay here. This place is musty and smells like shellfish.
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|{{Sprite/RichardHugh}}
|I can't wait to have a phone call with your supervisor. Good day!
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|...Well, that was something.
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|{{Sprite/Paige|expr=notepad}}
|Anyway, back to our jobs. There's an elderly gentleman who needs me. Mr. Stevenson.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|He keeps dozing off, so I haven't been able to speak with him yet.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|He's experiencing some heartblock, I'll take care of it and get his x-rays done.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|There's a new patient here too, I haven't met them.
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|{{Sprite/Paige}}
|Can you handle it for me? Let's split up. Thanks!
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|I just saw a dude in a suit bust in here and skip the whole line.
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|Was that the Health Secretary?
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|That guy's always yelling about medical workers on TV. Makin' us sound entitled.
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|So I stopped paying for cable. I don't need to watch the news.
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|{{Sprite/Janitor}}
|If I wanted to get yelled at all day, I'd just come into work.
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